2008 What Day is Today? Really.*
by Bryan Vincent King
*intended for entertainment purposes only
January 1 – Avoid Getting Blown Up Day
January 2 – Clean Your House Safely Day
January 3 – Slouch At Work Day
January 4 – Check Potato Prices Day
January 5 – Brain Explosion Day
January 6 – Tug Your Brother’s Shirt Day
January 7 – Mascot Day
January 8 – Drink Through A Straw Day
January 9 – Ride A Motorcycle While Wearing An Orange Shirt Day
January 10 – Bake A Cake Day
January 11 – Buy A Really Old CD Day
January 12 – Become A Creepy Idiot Day
January 13 – Visit Your Imaginary Island Day
January 14 – Prevent A Zit Day
January 15 – Listen To Classic Music Day
January 16 – Forget You Were A Pirate Day
January 17 – Stand On Your Car And Shout “Freedom!” Day
January 18 – Smell Your Fridge Day
January 19 – Visit A Mall And Buy Nothing Day
January 20 – Wake Up Very Early Day
January 21 – Talk Like A Drunkard Day
January 22 – Skin A Potato Day
January 23 – Soak Your Clean Clothes Day
January 24 – Get Drunk With Water Day
January 25 – Wear Huge Boots and Think You’re A Cowboy Day
January 26 – Speak In An Invented Language Day
January 27 – Believe Diamonds Are Cheap Day
January 28 – Attempt A Double Jump Day
January 29 – Sleep At Another Person’s Bed Day
January 30 – Audition For Something You’re Not Good At Day
January 31 – Discover Art Day
Will update for the remaining months.
